HELLOOOOOOO cosmic family! You're here which means we're family now.

Spiritually attuned, cosmically connected and ready to learn some patterns. Clock it.

I’ve been mulling over this project for years. stirring it like the most delicate roux of stars, bites, and pure audacity and now here we are, finally ready to make something with seasoning and a whole lot of flavor.

Wherever you are in your journey ...beginner, skeptic, secret chart addict. We start right here:

📍 The Beginning.

And I promise we’re taking it slow.

Like sensual, lips-on-the-spoon slow. Melt-in-your-mouth, don’t-rush-the-pleasure slow. Like “don’t talk, I’m savoring this” slow.

Because that’s what we do here. We taste the cosmos, we don’t just read it.

Before we get started, a few house rules:

1. I do Sidereal Western astrology.
   Yeah, yeah, I know some of you are already clutching your tropical pearls.Breathe. We’re going off the actual stars in the sky, not the seasonal grid. 
   So yeah your chart might change. You might find out your Sun sign isn’t your Sun sign. Don’t panic.
   Tropical is your PR version: how the world sees you.
   Sidereal is your soul file: who you actually are when no one’s watching.
   Both are valid.
   But me? I like the truth naked.
   (8th house Sag Moon, baby. And that means...I don’t do half-truths)
2. It’s whole sign, baby.
   If that means nothing to you right now, relax. You’ll find out soon enough. It’s like switching from a studio apartment to a whole house. There's more room for nuance, snacks, and self-awareness.
3. This isn’t “psychic divination.”
   I’m not calling on spirits or predicting who’s texting you back (though, spoiler, they’re not).
   I read patterns.
   This is divine pattern recognition like jazz or weather forecasting, but celestial.
4. There are no “good” or “bad” signs.
   Every sign has its flavor, its fire, its frustrations.
   We all have blocks and blessings and most of them come seasoned with a little chaos.
   The point isn’t to be perfect; it’s to understand your recipe.
5. This is a passion project, not a sermon.
   I’ve been deep in astrology for years, still learning, still uncovering new ways to make meaning. Curiosity didn’t kill this cat it made her evolve. (I'm a lioness now, rawr)

About Me (or us)

Kiki Fête is my alter ego.The part of me that refuses to shut up, sit down, or dim the light. She’s your bartender, your DJ, your gossip source, your snack curator, and your slightly unhinged cosmic cousin.

As a Taurus rising, I love food, beauty, texture,and long conversations that end with somebody crying or laughing (preferably both).So yes — there will be astrology.
But also music. food. beauty. ridiculousness...

Think of this space as your online cosmic corner store.You come here for chips, tea, and truth. Some days you’ll get wisdom. Some days you’ll get chaos. Usually both.

We don’t do predictions here.
We read patterns. We talk rhythm. We study our divine messes and call it art.

Here, the snacks are fresh, the stars are talking, and the vibe?
ALWAYS immaculate.

✨ Kiki Fête